Felicitous Non-Denominational Fourth Quarter!

One of the most under-appreciated gamer magazines isn't even printed, but available free to your cheap ass any time you want to check it out. I speak of The Escapist. Incredibly well laid out and insightfully written, the escapist is the best gaming magazine no one ever reads. They recently released their holiday issue, and I highly suggest you check it out. Sorry but there aren't any reviews for 187: Ride or Die, so you'll just have to take my word for it and believe that it sucks.

Well kids, at the risk of offending some really dumb people: Merry Christmas.

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Dead Space: First Impressions

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